1 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,890 Hello, and thank you for calling St. Mary's Cathedral. 2 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:21,130 Thank God. I really need your help. I think my daughter's sexually possessed. 3 00:00:21,490 --> 00:00:25,250 She keeps trying to fuck everything and masturbating, rubbing her pussy down the 4 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:28,510 stairs, and I can't take it. I don't know what to do. Just last week, Father, 5 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:31,230 she tried to suck my dick, and that's my stepdaughter. 6 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:34,410 I mean, can you come over here, send someone, and please help me? 7 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:36,890 Tell me more about your daughter. 8 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:41,530 She's levitating off the bed, vomiting, splitting soup, and trying to fuck 9 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:43,450 everything. No, no, no, no, no, no. 10 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,920 Is she a blonde or a brunette or maybe something else? 11 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,560 She's a brunette. 12 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:54,280 What would you say she weighs? 13 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:59,840 Maybe 110 pounds or so. Oh, I never really weighed her. Oh, yes. That's 14 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,320 Would you say she's a butt bee? 15 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:09,900 No, maybe a bee or something. Not that I look, Father. I would never do 16 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,180 something like that. That's my stepdaughter, but it's okay. 17 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:20,490 I'm getting a rather strong sensation right now. 18 00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:25,490 Would your stepdaughter perhaps be of Asian descent? 19 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:30,350 Yeah, her mother is from China. She's Asian, yes. 20 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:35,010 Listen, what's your address? 21 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:37,490 Oh, thank you, Father. 22 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:39,330 There is a God. Thank you. 23 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,040 The Lord sure does work in strange ways. 24 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,760 Exorcism? 25 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,680 More like a sexorcism. 26 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,940 What the fuck am I getting myself into? 27 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:05,020 It's 2018. 28 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,180 I mean, who the fuck is possessed by demons today? 29 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,040 I bet the problem is this bitch has never been fucked right. 30 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,260 Yeah, I'm sure that's all it is. 31 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:21,980 I mean, I've come across a few sex -starved cunts in my time, and let me 32 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:27,420 you, they were so cunty, you'd have thought the devil himself had set up 33 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:28,420 their room. 34 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:30,460 Today will be easy. 35 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:36,700 Go in, reassure Pops that the father here can excise the demon. 36 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,800 And then find a way to slip into that tight old cloth. 37 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:45,620 Part in those pussy lips like Moses parted the Red Seas. 38 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,520 No problem. 39 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,100 Now don't you forget. 40 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:55,040 There's no pussy you can't crack because you're the fucking man. 41 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,140 Now go get that ass like you were born to do, you bad motherfucker. 42 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:07,820 Father, please come on in. Thank you. 43 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,360 Father, call. 44 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,160 Oh, Father, thank you. 45 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:14,200 Oh, I'm sorry. 46 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,760 Can I take you to my daughter, please? 47 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:20,500 Absolutely. But listen, find it best if you stay down here. 48 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,480 Things could get a little ugly. 49 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:24,580 Point me to the right. Yes, he is. 50 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,120 I want you to have a seat. 51 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,080 Do some praying. 52 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:31,920 Just do some praying. 53 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,820 Yes. Yes, Father. 54 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:36,230 Thank you for watching. 55 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,280 Has the Lord provided or what? 56 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,400 Hi. Who are you? 57 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,560 Hello. I'm Father Carl. 58 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,520 I'm here to help you. 59 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:31,340 Help me? 60 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:32,900 Yes, sweetheart. 61 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,560 I'm here to set you free. 62 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:35,960 Set me free? 63 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,290 Yes. 64 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:41,270 We need to release the demons within. 65 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:45,010 I don't have any demons inside of me. Let Carl take a look. 66 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,480 What are those? 67 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:08,400 They're the tools of my trade. 68 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,820 I lay back and look to the left. 69 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,300 That's Father Carlton's walk. 70 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:14,860 He's got one on his side of me. 71 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:16,860 Beautiful, you all. 72 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,220 Thank you. 73 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:30,080 I hear you've been quite out of control sexually lately. 74 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,340 Yeah. 75 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:35,930 It looks that way. 76 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,520 No you are not pretty. 77 00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:40,050 Do you hear me? 78 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,330 Whose cunt are you? 79 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:44,970 Fucking say it, not with balls in your mouth, bitch. 80 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:46,390 Whose cunt are you? 81 00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:48,830 Say it. Your cunt. 82 00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:51,170 Say I'm your cunt. I'm your cunt. 83 00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:52,770 Good demon whore. 84 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:54,170 You do as I say. 85 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,390 Suck my cock and balls. 86 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:36,830 She has been cleansed.